Just read a post on facebook about someone buying their daughter a coach backpack for the first day of kindergarten. My god...
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so this happened to me a few days ago. on thursday, i went to coney island and my neck decided to get a pinched nerve by just turning to the right. i spent the whole day getting drunk and avoiding the pain. my friend who's visiting from portland and i sat on the beach and she said that we should go in the water. we went in half way and dared me to go all in and i didn't want to because coney island water is disgusting but i was drunk, so fuck it. she then took off her clothes and went in too. i was thinking to myself wow, that's pretty awesome and holy shit her tits are amazing. then we sat on the rocks and put our clothes back on before the beach patrol came around and told us that the beach was closed.
cut to the next day, my neck is still super fucked and i decided to get a massage, that didn't help much... cut to saturday morning. my neck still hurt so i took 2 pain killers that my friend gave me when i was oh so broken hearted, that i've left on my bookshelf for months. my friend said, you really shouldn't be taking 2 of those and i said hey man whatever it's cool! i took it and we went to brunch and i felt myself slipping. we walked home and we watched a movie. i said i needed to take a nap. that nap took 7 hours. i stayed up and drank with her on my fire escape and watched spring breakers.
we were supposed to go to williamsburg but i was passing out like crazy so i said i should just stay home.
during the night, i think i remember something happening at night and my dog was barking but i paid no attention because i was really tired.
the next morning, i woke up drowsy as fuck, naked and there are sweatpants and panties next to my bedside. i went and checked on my friend she there she was on my couch bed with her underwear intact... so what the fuck happened? i didn't ask her because i felt it might be awkward. i guess i'll ask her in a few days. she's back in portland now.
was i molested? did i finally black out? i did the smell check and i think it was fine... did i bone and not know i boned?
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what are you guys watching ? i stopped watching anime years ago and i have recently had some time to sit down and watch a little bit. currently i'm watching "sword art online" not bad so far.
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Soooo I have an embarrassing habit of looking at "women-related" webforums that have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with my life. Primarily relationship drama/infidelity sites (because it is an amazing source of indirect drama omg), but sometimes, when I am free-bleeding on a towel, i go and look at baby/pregnancy webforums and read the hilarious stories about bloated women peeing themselves in public and stare at amazing nurseries that cost more than everything i own altogether.
Usually I ignore the photos of the pregnant women themselves, but this time I didn't and I FOUND A MOCCER POSTING FORMER, PREGNANT AND POST-PREGNANCY PHOTOS.
THERES EVEN A LEOTARD. ITS SO MOC. i dunno if i am a big enough dick to post the pictures, but i'm considering it.
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Except it says Alkaline Trio instead of Olde English.
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