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Sorry about the downtime, MOC!
Bluehost's facility took a shit that caused downtime for dedicated and VPS customers for nearly two days... Just got it sorted out here. Welcome back <3
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Seems Ol’ Kurt grew tired of sitting on a shelf in the crazy lady’s house all the time and up and walked away.
According to his widow Courtney Love, some of Kurt’s ashes were kept by her in her Los Angeles home in “a pink teddy-bear-shaped bag along with a lock of his hair”. Just a few weeks ago, she discovered that they, as well as other valuables, were missing.
Love said "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."
People are being urged to keep their eyes open for um, ashes. If found, please keep away from high winds as well as cats.
Kurt Cobain Partially Stolen
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Arrrr!!! There's nothing like the tip of a fine young pirate's cutlass to raise me sail!!!!, says Bryan Singer.
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I just got kicked out of my favorite skate spot. It's cool.
But I wanted to tell you all at MOC a little story they don't tell in Sunday School.
Some of you may have heard it.
But sit with me for a moment.
Gracie, you there? This one is pretty interesting.
Okay, so David led the Ark back into Israel. He was feelin it, yo! The bible said he danced before the Lord with all his might.
He was so happy he gave everyone in Israel a bottle of wine and some other thing I can't remember.
But here's the kicker.
His wife, Michal, Saul's daughter,
comes up to him and is like
"You vain man! You uncovered and shamed yourself like the base ruffians!"
You women know the type.
Hair curlers. Frying pan in her hand.
But what does my man David do?
"Woman, God chose me king.
I will be had by MY HANDMAIDENS, IN HONOR."
How many concubines did God give David?
Some of you guys have never had that many girls in all your life!
And David was had by Saul's menagerie of lovelies in one night!
And David was a man after God's own heart.
What's stopping you?
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