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Where did the old cooking thread go?!

Today, 02:23 PM

Post awesome things you cook here!!



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Today, 02:19 PM

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Today, 01:12 PM

Soooo I have an embarrassing habit of looking at "women-related" webforums that have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with my life. Primarily relationship drama/infidelity sites (because it is an amazing source of indirect drama omg), but sometimes, when I am free-bleeding on a towel, i go and look at baby/pregnancy webforums and read the hilarious stories about bloated women peeing themselves in public and stare at amazing nurseries that cost more than everything i own altogether. 


Usually I ignore the photos of the pregnant women themselves, but this time I didn't and I FOUND A MOCCER POSTING FORMER, PREGNANT AND POST-PREGNANCY PHOTOS.



THERES EVEN A LEOTARD. ITS SO MOC. i dunno if i am a big enough dick to post the pictures, but i'm considering it. 

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I woke up naked, alone and found panties next to my bed.

Today, 12:43 PM

so this happened to me a few days ago. on thursday, i went to coney island and my neck decided to get a pinched nerve by just turning to the right. i spent the whole day getting drunk and avoiding the pain. my friend who's visiting from portland and i sat on the beach and she said that we should go in the water. we went in half way and dared me to go all in and i didn't want to because coney island water is disgusting but i was drunk, so fuck it. she then took off her clothes and went in too. i was thinking to myself wow, that's pretty awesome and holy shit her tits are amazing. then we sat on the rocks and put our clothes back on before the beach patrol came around and told us that the beach was closed. 


cut to the next day, my neck is still super fucked and i decided to get a massage, that didn't help much... cut to saturday morning. my neck still hurt so i took 2 pain killers that my friend gave me when i was oh so broken hearted, that i've left on my bookshelf for months. my friend said, you really shouldn't be taking 2 of those and i said hey man whatever it's cool! i took it and we went to brunch and i felt myself slipping. we walked home and we watched a movie. i said i needed to take a nap. that nap took 7 hours. i stayed up and drank with her on my fire escape and watched spring breakers. 


we were supposed to go to williamsburg but i was passing out like crazy so i said i should just stay home. 

during the night, i think i remember something happening at night and my dog was barking but i paid no attention because i was really tired.


the next morning, i woke up drowsy as fuck, naked and there are sweatpants and panties next to my bedside. i went and checked on my friend she there she was on my couch bed with her underwear intact... so what the fuck happened? i didn't ask her because i felt it might be awkward. i guess i'll ask her in a few days. she's back in portland now.


was i molested? did i finally black out? i did the smell check and i think it was fine... did i bone and not know i boned?

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Hey, MOC, would you have sex with...

Today, 12:32 PM

Posted by Guest_Hangshai_* in General Nonsense

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Pictures of shit you love in your house or workplace

Today, 11:57 AM

Here is some stuff in my house that I really love. 


Ghostbusters photo and Jurassic Park Burger King watches


Thrift store mug



Vinyl Martian and Spudz Mackenzie Budweiser insulated beer mug



Giant Okie map

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Last show you went to

Today, 11:36 AM

Posted by el_Uste in General Nonsense
Just back from Refused. They sounded great. Opening band sucked so much dick.

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Whatchya listening to MOC?

Today, 10:55 AM


Been listening to this a lot while MOC was down -- they toured with Joan of Arc apparently, and they've got that super midwest mathy nostalgic sound.

as ever:

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MOC needs a new pair of shoes

Today, 03:32 AM

went to my first casino earlier; walked in with $40 and left with $15



Hey man, at least you left with something.



Enough to buy some booze to make me forget I wasted perfectly good money.

Nah...I did have a good time. I played all the Pop Culture themed slots.



Did they have the KISS slot machine?? And did you become a member of the KISS army? Because that happens when you win the jackpot, and its fucking sweet.



i like to just think of it as a grown up arcade, but instead of winning tickets, you get actual money.



and yes you waste money at an arcade too, pinball machines and street fighter never gave you tickets :P



Playing Asteroids or Centipede or Street Fighter gave you that searing adrenaline rush each time though.  And there were always people watching you play.  



I wish..


They had:

Lord of the Rings

The Walking Dead (season 1-2)

Iron Man 2

70s Willy Wonka

Back To The Future (my personal favorite)





I only play the Dolly Parton slot machine.



I go to the Citizen Pottawatomie Nation clinic near the CPN Grand Casino in Shawnee, OK. In OK we have a lot of casinos. I usually take this for granted because I hate throwing my hard earned money away on an empty promise. But there is something alluring to these places, I have to admit. 

Last week Olivia and I had a doctor appointment (we always go together) and after we thought it might be fun to play a few slots. We didn't win anything but the thrill of "Maybe I'll strike it big" was still hidden there somewhere in the back of my mind. I was really hoping, best case scenario, that I would win $30 or so and take her to the buffet for lunch as a treat to ourselves. We ate at the buffet anyway but I think it would have tasted even better if it had been free. 

I played the Ghostbusters slot for a minute and that one was a lot of fun. 




Lottery only became legalized in Oklahoma in the past few years. It's been interesting to see how it has affected the state. They said in the campaigning leading up to the vote on whether to bring lotto to the state or not that the money would go to schools. I can't say that's happened as much as everyone wanted to believe. I don't really know where the money is going. 

I have only played a couple of times, but again there was that sort of fun, "What if" moment. 


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