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Today, 07:47 AM

Posted by math in General Nonsense
I'm taking vacation this week, just turned off all of my wakeup alarms.

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How do you spell 'testicles'?

Today, 07:40 AM

Serious answers only

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Today, 06:11 AM

Yes I know the Sabres are losing all over the place (including this game), but this guy will be a stud in no time:

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Stuff you want

Today, 04:21 AM

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Look at this beauty, omg

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Just had a dream about a MOCer (v2)

Today, 03:45 AM

Posted by el_Uste in General Nonsense
I was set up in an arranged marriage with Hilary. I didn't think it was a good idea. Also there was a giant tree that looked like her.

Elsewhere in the dream was the band Tool, who it turns out got a record deal because they cornered a record exec in a pool.

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post your favorite gifs

Today, 02:29 AM


found these today

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You remember that thing that David did? Not Goliath. Check this, yo.

Today, 02:19 AM

Posted by bleenko in General Nonsense

I just got kicked out of my favorite skate spot. It's cool.

But I wanted to tell you all at MOC a little story they don't tell in Sunday School.

Some of you may have heard it.

But sit with me for a moment.
Gracie, you there? This one is pretty interesting.


Okay, so David led the Ark back into Israel. He was feelin it, yo! The bible said he danced before the Lord with all his might.

He was so happy he gave everyone in Israel a bottle of wine and some other thing I can't remember.

But here's the kicker.

His wife, Michal, Saul's daughter,

comes up to him and is like 

"You vain man! You uncovered and shamed yourself like the base ruffians!"

You women know the type.

Hair curlers. Frying pan in her hand.

But what does my man David do?


"Woman, God chose me king.

I will be had by MY HANDMAIDENS, IN HONOR."


How many concubines did God give David?
Some of you guys have never had that many girls in all your life!

And David was had by Saul's menagerie of lovelies in one night!


And David was a man after God's own heart.

He believed.

What's stopping you?

peace out.

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Today, 02:14 AM

Starting this again...I recall it was pretty popular...

I expanded my Brit Motorsports Fleet today

Hello Cooper!

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