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GET JEALOUS aka RECENT PURCHASES THREAD...

Today, 04:41 PM

Posted by KCAPFLOW in General Nonsense
Starting this again...I recall it was pretty popular...

I expanded my Brit Motorsports Fleet today

Hello Cooper!

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Dumb stuff you find inexplicably hilarious

Today, 04:08 PM

The shibe doge thing has really caused me to laugh way harder than I could ever reasonably justify

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Stuff you want

Today, 03:20 PM

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Look at this beauty, omg

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what is awesome for you right now?

Today, 03:15 PM

Posted by math in General Nonsense
I'm taking vacation this week, just turned off all of my wakeup alarms.

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OkStupid...Pt. Whatever

Today, 12:24 PM

Posted by stabs in General Nonsense

resigned up for okc....lolwut results to be posted here

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"Hey! :)

I really enjoyed your profile.

I'm Brandon, I do stand-up comedy full time and I also produce music.

Anyways, maybe you could come to one of my shows when I'm in town :)

I should tell you this though...

My ex broke up with me for having what she called an overly large penis. I tell you this because it ruined that relationship and the one previous to it. BOTH times I was blamed for not telling them from the start about it's size.

So, I'm not going to make that mistake again. I need you to know this now, up front, from the start about me.
I'm in no way trying to be rude or perverted. I just don't want to invest time in someone who's not going to like that aspect of me. That's all :)

I hope that doesn't scare you away.

I genuinely hope to hear back from you :)

Ps.
Your smile is amazing!

Brandon"



Also...LOL that P.S. because NONE of my pics on there are of me smiling.

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Nearly had to draw my pistol tonight

Today, 12:20 PM

Posted by clay in General Nonsense
On the drive home. Stop light in shitty party of shit town.

About 330am.

Suspicious character on the corner looking suspicious. No reason for this person to be where he is. Starts making hand gestures toward at me.

I've got my hand on the grip and thumb on the safety at this point. If he took a couple more steps toward the car the safety was coming off. Any closer than that and the pistol was going to be displayed and a prompt stepping of the gas pedal made.

Then some other suspicious looking guy started walking up the sidewalk from the other direction. Time to leave!

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MOC MEETS OF YESTERYEAR

Today, 11:49 AM

let's all stare wistfully into the distance and reminisce about the wild and wonderful moc meetups from years past

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BUMMERZ

Today, 08:10 AM

I was supposed to go on my first date in a long time today, just a coffee thing. Dude cancelled on me an hour beforehand :(

What are you bummed about, MOC?

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