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resigned up for okc....lolwut results to be posted here
I really enjoyed your profile.
I'm Brandon, I do stand-up comedy full time and I also produce music.
Anyways, maybe you could come to one of my shows when I'm in town :)
I should tell you this though...
My ex broke up with me for having what she called an overly large penis. I tell you this because it ruined that relationship and the one previous to it. BOTH times I was blamed for not telling them from the start about it's size.
So, I'm not going to make that mistake again. I need you to know this now, up front, from the start about me.
I'm in no way trying to be rude or perverted. I just don't want to invest time in someone who's not going to like that aspect of me. That's all :)
I hope that doesn't scare you away.
I genuinely hope to hear back from you :)
Your smile is amazing!
Also...LOL that P.S. because NONE of my pics on there are of me smiling.
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Let me go first:
I still can'ts reads music. And dear Lord I tried. Got more, but now it's your turn to spill your guts.
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I expanded my Brit Motorsports Fleet today
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What are you bummed about, MOC?
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Been listening to this a lot while MOC was down -- they toured with Joan of Arc apparently, and they've got that super midwest mathy nostalgic sound.
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