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Serious answers only
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I expanded my Brit Motorsports Fleet today
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What are you bummed about, MOC?
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I just got kicked out of my favorite skate spot. It's cool.
But I wanted to tell you all at MOC a little story they don't tell in Sunday School.
Some of you may have heard it.
But sit with me for a moment.
Gracie, you there? This one is pretty interesting.
Okay, so David led the Ark back into Israel. He was feelin it, yo! The bible said he danced before the Lord with all his might.
He was so happy he gave everyone in Israel a bottle of wine and some other thing I can't remember.
But here's the kicker.
His wife, Michal, Saul's daughter,
comes up to him and is like
"You vain man! You uncovered and shamed yourself like the base ruffians!"
You women know the type.
Hair curlers. Frying pan in her hand.
But what does my man David do?
"Woman, God chose me king.
I will be had by MY HANDMAIDENS, IN HONOR."
How many concubines did God give David?
Some of you guys have never had that many girls in all your life!
And David was had by Saul's menagerie of lovelies in one night!
And David was a man after God's own heart.
What's stopping you?
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love bernese mountain dogs
Pudge the Corgi
& my pup!
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You remember that thing that David did? Not Goliath. Check this, yo.
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