Being in prison gives a guy plenty of time to think about crap, especially if you're a deaf mute. Rudy Bump, inmate #12346, was happily crapping in his jail cell toilet when the thought hit him that he wanted to sing for a rock n roll band. "I will call it, Ghosts and Vodka," thought Rudy, "and it will turn the music community inside out, much like a T-shirt with the tag showing"! The fact that Rudy Bump was a deaf mute did not impede his rock and roll dream, and so, after spending 2.3 years in jail for stealing some things that were not his, Rudy was released and immediately formed Ghosts and Vodka with the help of four men named Erik, Sam, Scott, and Vic. Having been in such bands as Cap'n Jazz, Tetsuo, and Joan of Arc, these four men had enouph musical instruments laying around to make some out of sight rock and roll tunes for all the children of the world to enjoy. Rudy Bump sang along in his head to what he imagined the songs sounded like, and just like that, his dream was realized! Moral of story - Follow your dreams even if they make no sense.