Sure...you COULD go to willyoupressthebutton.com. But I've never been there, outside of screenshots on Reddit, so these are bound to be somewhat original.
Rules are simple: Pick one or the other and elaboration is HIGHLY encouraged. I will post as many choices as I think of them or until this thread inevitably dies.
Never have to go to the bathroom again but for every time you would've, you have chronic pain.
Being paid $1000 for every shit you take but each consecutive shit is more painful to pass than the former.
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Tried to do some grocery shopping yesterday and people act like a scene from an apocalyptic movie grabbing and fighting for everything off of the shelves. (hyperbole)
Everything threatens to close down.
The people here are pansies when it comes to "winter weather". And everybody who has lived in colder climes makes fun of them.
At least I am not in Scotland right now where they have 145mph winds. Yikes.
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You're in the big time now, dawg... with your dog, I mean.
Chosen for the tumblr log-in page
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What are you bummed about, MOC?
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Elsewhere in the dream was the band Tool, who it turns out got a record deal because they cornered a record exec in a pool.