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resigned up for okc....lolwut results to be posted here
I really enjoyed your profile.
I'm Brandon, I do stand-up comedy full time and I also produce music.
Anyways, maybe you could come to one of my shows when I'm in town :)
I should tell you this though...
My ex broke up with me for having what she called an overly large penis. I tell you this because it ruined that relationship and the one previous to it. BOTH times I was blamed for not telling them from the start about it's size.
So, I'm not going to make that mistake again. I need you to know this now, up front, from the start about me.
I'm in no way trying to be rude or perverted. I just don't want to invest time in someone who's not going to like that aspect of me. That's all :)
I hope that doesn't scare you away.
I genuinely hope to hear back from you :)
Your smile is amazing!
Also...LOL that P.S. because NONE of my pics on there are of me smiling.
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traumatic head injury presenting as nausea w/ vomitting. Saline drip and bandaged skull and eye. Poor pumpkin shouldn't have been talking trash to the squashes.
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Anybody know what they're going to be this year?
Wanna talk about what you did last year?
I saw a post from Jess on IG or something where she thought she might be Pris from Bladerunner, good option for the corpse hair and all.
I still think she could make a great Adam Ant from the Stand and Deliver video.
The lady and I blew through several ideas. First I was going to be a Star Trek captain and she was going to be an Andorian. Then we were going to do a Bojack Horseman thing.
We waited so long though we are thinking about something more simple now. Zombie/and zombie hunter.
I just don't know.
I've got an old Jesus costume I could dust off.
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I don't remember if we have one of these threads but I'm not really sure what to look for. I want to make a thread with pictures of what we used to look like. I know there was a childhood picture thread but I wanted pictures of you guys in your hot teens, twenties, thirties or something like that
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Let me go first:
I still can'ts reads music. And dear Lord I tried. Got more, but now it's your turn to spill your guts.
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I expanded my Brit Motorsports Fleet today
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