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Dickbutt's Game O' Choices

Today, 01:15 PM

Posted by Dickbutt in General Nonsense

Sure...you COULD go to willyoupressthebutton.com. But I've never been there, outside of screenshots on Reddit, so these are bound to be somewhat original.

 

Rules are simple: Pick one or the other and elaboration is HIGHLY encouraged. I will post as many choices as I think of them or until this thread inevitably dies.

 

#1: 

Never have to go to the bathroom again but for every time you would've, you have chronic pain.

 

or...

 

 Being paid $1000 for every shit you take but each consecutive shit is more painful to pass than the former. 

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Weather

Today, 01:10 PM

It's 20 degrees here, there's an impending ice/snow storm, and the average Oklahoman is losing their shit. It would be hilarious if it weren't so pathetic.

Tried to do some grocery shopping yesterday and people act like a scene from an apocalyptic movie grabbing and fighting for everything off of the shelves. (hyperbole)

Everything threatens to close down.

The people here are pansies when it comes to "winter weather". And everybody who has lived in colder climes makes fun of them.

At least I am not in Scotland right now where they have 145mph winds. Yikes.

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what is awesome for you right now?

Today, 09:19 AM

Posted by math in General Nonsense
I'm taking vacation this week, just turned off all of my wakeup alarms.

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Yo, Summer

Today, 07:03 AM

Posted by blackarm in General Nonsense

You're in the big time now, dawg... with your dog, I mean.

Chosen for the tumblr log-in page

 

 

 

Capture-1.jpg

 

 

 

 

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BUMMERZ

Today, 06:21 AM

I was supposed to go on my first date in a long time today, just a coffee thing. Dude cancelled on me an hour beforehand :(

What are you bummed about, MOC?

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Just had a dream about a MOCer (v2)

Today, 04:21 AM

Posted by el_Uste in General Nonsense
I was set up in an arranged marriage with Hilary. I didn't think it was a good idea. Also there was a giant tree that looked like her.

Elsewhere in the dream was the band Tool, who it turns out got a record deal because they cornered a record exec in a pool.

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C'mon motherfuckers

Today, 04:12 AM

Posted by Hangshai in General Nonsense
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

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