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raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
Joined: 11/16/07
Posts: 2545
November 28th, 2007 - 8:41 PM

come on, its a lot easier to suck a dick right then to eat at the Y.

improve the lot of women everywhere and DISH

robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
Joined: 11/10/07
Posts: 2460
November 28th, 2007 - 8:44 PM

I AM THE CLIT FUCKING MASTER

I LIKE TO GET IT BETWEEN MY THUMBS AND HIT IT WITH MY NOSE

(who didnt see this thread coming)

symphony
NORWICH/CT
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7805
November 28th, 2007 - 8:47 PM

tis better to give than receive.

raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2545
November 28th, 2007 - 8:48 PM

symphony Said:
tis better to give than receive.


only because you havent done it well.

and i am not going to claim that thumbing your clit is a good way. (jeez dude, these are ladies, they dont want you saying shit like that)

robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
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Posts: 2460
November 28th, 2007 - 8:51 PM

i guess no one will get that

but your hand does look pretty fucked up, so i am sure that ladies would prefer that you keep that hand away from the unmentionables if ya know what i mean

symphony
NORWICH/CT
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Posts: 7805
November 28th, 2007 - 8:51 PM

actually, i PREFER to give, rather than receive is what i was getting at
but i knew you would jump to conclusions.

robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
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Posts: 2460
November 28th, 2007 - 8:52 PM

symphony Said:
tis better to give than receive.


i am just a philanthropist ya know?

robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
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Posts: 2460
November 28th, 2007 - 8:53 PM

that was uncanny

raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2545
November 28th, 2007 - 8:54 PM

symphony Said:
actually, i PREFER to give, rather than receive is what i was getting at
but i knew you would jump to conclusions.


well so do i so DAMN YOU I GUESS ITS 69 ALL NIGHT.

also, now my hand doesnt bleed, it just has a nice new set of scars. smooth and purple and sometimes bone white

myheadphones
OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 1807
November 28th, 2007 - 9:04 PM

from what i hear i thought most men hated (and i use that word strongly) going down on women...?

... maybe i'm living under a rock.

thewickerman
VANCOUVER
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 7427
November 28th, 2007 - 9:08 PM

I don't mind going down at all.

... but to be completely honest, yeah ...i'd rather receive.

:)

robotsonbabylon
SUQUAMISH/WA
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Posts: 2460
November 28th, 2007 - 9:08 PM

myheadphones Said:
from what i hear i thought most men hated (and i use that word strongly) going down on women...?

... maybe i'm living under a rock.


seems like a lot of guys should be jumping on this. before this turns into a much of cock slapping and chest pounding, i will just say no, you are mistaken.

symphony
NORWICH/CT
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Posts: 7805
November 28th, 2007 - 9:08 PM

i think you are living under a rock

jubs
SANFORD/FL
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Posts: 4912
November 28th, 2007 - 9:09 PM

robotsonbabylon Said:
I AM THE CLIT FUCKING MASTER

I LIKE TO GET IT BETWEEN MY THUMBS AND HIT IT WITH MY NOSE

(who didnt see this thread coming)
me. i thought about making it and forgot about it. also thought i'd mention the nose trick in the first post and dismissed it cause it sounded weird to me.

i also use a good bit of suction.
myheadphones Said:
from what i hear i thought most men hated (and i use that word strongly) going down on women...?

... maybe i'm living under a rock.
make sure you eat your veggies and clean that shit.

raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2545
November 28th, 2007 - 9:15 PM

jubs Said:
robotsonbabylon Said:
I AM THE CLIT FUCKING MASTER

I LIKE TO GET IT BETWEEN MY THUMBS AND HIT IT WITH MY NOSE

(who didnt see this thread coming)
me. i thought about making it and forgot about it. also thought i'd mention the nose trick in the first post and dismissed it cause it sounded weird to me.

i also use a good bit of suction.
myheadphones Said:
from what i hear i thought most men hated (and i use that word strongly) going down on women...?

... maybe i'm living under a rock.
make sure you eat your veggies and clean that shit.


i will eat a non gross pussy even if i dont like the girl.

Cynthia
Montréal
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2532
November 28th, 2007 - 9:16 PM

It made me think of Kevin Smith... but that probably wasn't what you meant...

thewickerman
VANCOUVER
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Posts: 7427
November 28th, 2007 - 9:19 PM

myheadphones Said:
from what i hear i thought most men hated (and i use that word strongly) going down on women...?

... maybe i'm living under a rock.


You're living under a boulder.

EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
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Posts: 7648
November 28th, 2007 - 9:23 PM

myheadphones Said:
from what i hear i thought most men hated (and i use that word strongly) going down on women...?

... maybe i'm living under a rock.


Most men are also neolithic idiots.

Men who refuse to 'return the favor' should be cut the hell off.

EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
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Posts: 7648
November 28th, 2007 - 9:24 PM

robotsonbabylon Said:
I AM THE CLIT FUCKING MASTER

I LIKE TO GET IT BETWEEN MY THUMBS AND HIT IT WITH MY NOSE

(who didnt see this thread coming)


Hathos would get this.

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER

myheadphones
OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 1807
November 28th, 2007 - 9:25 PM

haha wow im so embarassed..
ayyeyeye..

fuck, seriously, i thought men just put up with it cause they knew it felt good for us.

todger
HUNTINGTON BEACH/CA
Joined: 11/14/07
Posts: 2027
November 28th, 2007 - 9:26 PM


Cynthia
Montréal
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Posts: 2532
November 28th, 2007 - 9:28 PM

OK, SO I GUESS IT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS.

get_in_the_van
PITTSBURGH/PA
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Posts: 1610
November 28th, 2007 - 9:28 PM

myheadphones Said:
from what i hear i thought most men hated (and i use that word strongly) going down on women...?

... maybe i'm living under a rock.


Maybe if they don't know what to do.
I think I would probably be intimidated if I had to do it. Vaginas are enigmas.

EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
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Posts: 7648
November 28th, 2007 - 9:29 PM

myheadphones Said:
haha wow im so embarassed..
ayyeyeye..

fuck, seriously, i thought men just put up with it cause they knew it felt good for us.


lol. Only if they're assholes, or if there are hygiene issues.

Cynthia
Montréal
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Posts: 2532
November 28th, 2007 - 9:30 PM

get_in_the_van Said:
myheadphones Said:
from what i hear i thought most men hated (and i use that word strongly) going down on women...?

... maybe i'm living under a rock.


Maybe if they don't know what to do.
I think I would probably be intimidated if I had to do it. Vaginas are enigmas.


not harder than to suck a dick.

Saint_Otis
PORTLAND/OR
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 3790
November 28th, 2007 - 9:31 PM

myheadphones Said:
haha wow im so embarassed..
ayyeyeye..

fuck, seriously, i thought men just put up with it cause they knew it felt good for us.


I actually broke up with a girl because she had issues letting me go down. Keep your business clean and well-groomed, and you're good to go.

BY WHICH I MEAN

SHOW ME YOUR BUSINESS AND I WILL TELL YOU IF IT IS CLEAN AND WELL-GROOMED.

myheadphones
OTTAWA/ON
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Posts: 1807
November 28th, 2007 - 9:32 PM

get_in_the_van Said:
myheadphones Said:
from what i hear i thought most men hated (and i use that word strongly) going down on women...?

... maybe i'm living under a rock.


Maybe if they don't know what to do.
I think I would probably be intimidated if I had to do it. Vaginas are enigmas.


possibly.. i guess i stuck the viewpoint of males from 15, 16, 17 years of age who are like 'ewww no, getting a BJ is soo much better.' luckily i didnt let any of these losers near me.

EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
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Posts: 7648
November 28th, 2007 - 9:35 PM

Whoa, whoa whoa... Run those ages past me again?

Because I could have sworn you said "men"

todger
HUNTINGTON BEACH/CA
Joined: 11/14/07
Posts: 2027
November 28th, 2007 - 9:37 PM

she said males, so you should probably save your vision and masturbate less

raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2545
November 28th, 2007 - 9:38 PM

man i ate pussy like a damn pirate when i was 16

myheadphones
OTTAWA/ON
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Posts: 1807
November 28th, 2007 - 9:38 PM

NO NO NO
lol
i mean when a bunch of girls and guys would talk. thats what the guys would say to us.

EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
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Posts: 7648
November 28th, 2007 - 9:39 PM

todger Said:
she said males, so you should probably save your vision and masturbate less


You leave my jerking off to 15-17 year old boys out of this.

todger
HUNTINGTON BEACH/CA
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Posts: 2027
November 28th, 2007 - 9:40 PM

raccoon Said:
man i ate pussy like a damn pirate when i was 16




didnt you also fingerbang your cat

or was that jared? no he used a pencil.

myheadphones
OTTAWA/ON
Joined: 10/08/07
Posts: 1807
November 28th, 2007 - 9:40 PM

AHHH NOTHING HAPPEND AT THAT AGE, JUST TALKING.. CURIOUS TEENAGERS TALKING.

todger
HUNTINGTON BEACH/CA
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Posts: 2027
November 28th, 2007 - 9:40 PM

point being real pirates dont eat pussy cause it's too emasculating

EnderWiggin
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Posts: 7648
November 28th, 2007 - 9:41 PM

todger Said:
raccoon Said:
man i ate pussy like a damn pirate when i was 16




didnt you also fingerbang your cat

or was that jared? no he used a pencil.


I think we're getting into the 'danger zone' of personal fantasy here.

EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
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Posts: 7648
November 28th, 2007 - 9:42 PM

myheadphones Said:
AHHH NOTHING HAPPEND AT THAT AGE, JUST TALKING.. CURIOUS TEENAGERS TALKING.


I thought you were like 18?

What you doing hangin' around all them youngins, talking about head?

Cynthia
Montréal
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 2532
November 28th, 2007 - 9:43 PM

She also lives in canada.

totally legal.

EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
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Posts: 7648
November 28th, 2007 - 9:45 PM

That's still some Mrs. Robinson shit.

jubs
SANFORD/FL
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Posts: 4912
November 28th, 2007 - 9:45 PM

i loved god too much in high school to share with any ladytypes.

also, for fellatio, since the other thread kinda sucks, lemme say im not into you spitting on it or gagging or any of that shit.

raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2545
November 28th, 2007 - 9:46 PM

todger Said:
raccoon Said:
man i ate pussy like a damn pirate when i was 16




didnt you also fingerbang your cat

or was that jared? no he used a pencil.


what the fuck are you talking about?

every time you post its like someone farting in a fucking gas chamber.

myheadphones
OTTAWA/ON
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Posts: 1807
November 28th, 2007 - 9:47 PM

i am 18
what ive been trying to say from what i heard when i was 15, 16, from the guys who we spoke to who were 15, 16 at the time too.. said to us. and i havent been informed since today that apparently men like it.
sorry i guess i wasnt been clear.

jubs
SANFORD/FL
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Posts: 4912
November 28th, 2007 - 9:48 PM

jew joke?

raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2545
November 28th, 2007 - 9:51 PM

jubs Said:
i loved god too much in high school to share with any ladytypes.

also, for fellatio, since the other thread kinda sucks, lemme say im not into you spitting on it or gagging or any of that shit.


dude, are you still christian or just into dudes?

raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2545
November 28th, 2007 - 9:51 PM

jubs Said:
jew joke?


yes

Doolittle
MILWAUKEE/WI
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Posts: 6144
November 28th, 2007 - 10:07 PM

EnderWiggin Said:
myheadphones Said:
from what i hear i thought most men hated (and i use that word strongly) going down on women...?

... maybe i'm living under a rock.


Most men are also neolithic idiots.

Men who refuse to 'return the favor' should be cut the hell off.


What about girls who don't 'return the favor'...??

What the hell is that. I just had my head buried between your legs for half an hour, and I don't even get a suckle?

I may love it like I do very few other things, but sometimes it's a bit disenchanting to exert such effort and not even get an offer of reciprocation.

EnderWiggin
LAKE FOREST/CA
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Posts: 7648
November 28th, 2007 - 10:13 PM

Half an hour?? More like an hour.

I had a girlfriend suddenly decide that since she didn't "enjoy" giving head, and I'm not like all the "mean jocks" who "forced her," she would never give head again.

However, she thought it was perfectly appropriate to talk about her bad experiences giving head, how many times she had given head, who she had given head to under the bleachers in Highschool, her ex BF who told her he loved head more than sex, so they rarely had sex and she blew him at least five times a week...

Doolittle
MILWAUKEE/WI
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Posts: 6144
November 28th, 2007 - 10:16 PM

I go as long as they want it- and they do <i>want</i> it. I haven't been munching carpet since 13 for nothing.

raccoon
SAN FRANCISCO/CA
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Posts: 2545
November 28th, 2007 - 10:28 PM

Doolittle Said:
EnderWiggin Said:
myheadphones Said:
from what i hear i thought most men hated (and i use that word strongly) going down on women...?

... maybe i'm living under a rock.


Most men are also neolithic idiots.

Men who refuse to 'return the favor' should be cut the hell off.


What about girls who don't 'return the favor'...??

What the hell is that. I just had my head buried between your legs for half an hour, and I don't even get a suckle?

I may love it like I do very few other things, but sometimes it's a bit disenchanting to exert such effort and not even get an offer of reciprocation.


that is hella true, dumb bitch is all "my mouth is small, its uncomfortable wah wah" and i am not happy.

jubs
SANFORD/FL
Joined: 04/24/07
Posts: 4912
November 28th, 2007 - 10:57 PM

half an hour? should i be takin it slower?