From Now On They Shall Be Known As Bonermelons. Watermelons Are Basically Viagra. Well Kind Of.

And the Whole Time, He Didn’t Say a Word. Monk Sentenced to Jail for Self Love…On a Bus.

He Has a Heart On For You. Child Born With Heart On the Outside, Hoping For Surgery to Move It To His Sleeve.

How Do You Talk Like a Newfoundlander? Have a Stroke.

What Happened to Thanks for the Food? Group Asking God to Help With Gas Prices.

It Must Be a Gift From a Very Obese, Diabetic God. “Creamy Ranch Dressing” Floods Clintonville Basements.

Chickens Don’t Clap and Puppies Don’t Belong In Hats!

Sampson Gets Me Lifted. Man and Puppy Get High Together, Only Man Goes to Jail.

Do You Not Understand What Genetics Means? Couple Turn to Impregnating Daughter the Old Fashioned Way After Giving Birth to Consecutive Children With Congenital Diseases.

Runaway Groom No More: Space Weddings!