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Setting Up Another East Coast vs. West Coast Rivalry
Wednesday, July 2nd , 4:09 PM By: theryan

The Boston Phoenix has decided to celebrate the impending 4th of July not the traditional way involving beer and minor explosives but instead using beer to find the best band, best solo artist and best current act from each of the 50 states. Their rules:

The 50 all-time best bands: based on where the band was formed. We allowed some elasticity here, like if the band members met in art school in one state and then moved to another state, we gave it to the state that needed it most.

The 50 all-time best solo artists: we were much stricter on this one. To win this category for a given state, you had to be born there. If it’s good enough for your passport, it’s good enough for us.

The 50 best new bands: this could also be read as best newish band, because some of our winners aren’t exactly brand-spanking new. But the acts we selected for this category are, for a general audience, relatively undiscovered. Cue up your MySpace now.


You may not agree with all of the decisions from the panel of judges (ahem NY) but one thing is certain; all 150 choices are 100% pinko commie free. USA! USA! USA!

50 Bands, 50 States
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12:35 AM, July 5, 2008
i dunno, man. REM's IRS years were pretty tremendous.





that shiny happy people shit can eat my butt, though
 
11:55 AM, July 4, 2008
hathos Said:
hard to argue with their choices for



n. carolina

All-Time Best Band: Superchunk

All-Time Best Solo Artist: George Clinton

Best New Band: Annuals



and georgia

All-Time Best Band: R.E.M.

All-Time Best Solo Artist: Ray Charles

Best New Band: The Black Lips


I can't fucking stand REM. and everywhere you go in atlanta, you always run into some asshole that was like roommates with the bass player in college back in the 80s.
 
10:01 AM, July 4, 2008
hard to argue with their choices for



n. carolina

All-Time Best Band: Superchunk

All-Time Best Solo Artist: George Clinton

Best New Band: Annuals



and georgia

All-Time Best Band: R.E.M.

All-Time Best Solo Artist: Ray Charles

Best New Band: The Black Lips
 
08:16 AM, July 4, 2008
james brown is dead and can't perform
 
07:44 AM, July 4, 2008
I was contemplating extrapolating this idea across the pond (which seemed fair enough what with Scotland having about the same population as Minnesota) but then I realised I'd have to decide whether Teenage Fanclub are better than Boards of Canada. And that probably wouldn't be very good for my brain.



A more regional selection would likely involve various old (possibly dead) accordion fondlers.
 
06:38 AM, July 4, 2008
All-Time Best Band: Iron and Wine

All-Time Best Solo Artist: James Brown

Best New Band: Slow Runner







SC wins



seriously folks..... James Brown



you just can't compete with that
 
06:09 AM, July 4, 2008
thestrange_one Said:
theryan Said:
algorithm Said:
beardofdoom Said:
thestrange_one Said:
ill do one better and go with my home town, long beach, california



band [sublime]

solo [snoop dogg]

new [i am ghost]



i am prepared to defend!


i'm sorry. there is no defense of sublime.




die, fucking hippie scum, die.




haters going to hate. as a scholar of music i think you guys might just be pulling pigtails because Sublime has some good shit. Robbin the Hood and 40oz are great records. I thought so even before I moved to SoCal




thank you my friend!



beardofdoom can go fuck himself






let me repeat:





DIE, FUCKING HIPPIE SCUM, DIE
 
05:49 AM, July 4, 2008
been listening to this all night



unfortunately not many good bands come out of kansas city



sure there's muddle of pudd and the gay up kids, but that's about it.



the only local band i've liked so far is one called brainbow
 
05:40 AM, July 4, 2008
JesusTits Said:
skynyrd annoys me b/c i've heard it too much


i think the problem is that they overplay certain songs. but they are a cultural force to be reckoned with.
 
04:53 AM, July 4, 2008
skynyrd annoys me b/c i've heard it too much
 
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