Report: Most Americans “Telephone” While Driving. Also, Most Americans Totally Couldn’t Have Avoided That Crash.

Man Pissed Off At Supermarket Food. Well, Actually, Pissed On.

Jerusalem Says No to Posters of the Famous 3 Hookers and Their Mom.

Just Like How the Old Saying Goes, Men Should Be Barefoot, Pregnant and Doing Yard Work.

Please Don’t Ask Me What I’m In For, Please Don’t Ask Me What I’m In For. City Considers Jailing Those Who Don’t Mow Their Lawn (If Only They Had a Pregnant Man in the House).

Manimals! British Scientists Given the Ok for Human-Animal Embryos.

7 Year Old Dies “in what police said was a beating that imitated the ‘Mortal Kombat’ video game”. The Victim Was Found in a Block of Ice.

The Only Way Your Mom Is Gonna Believe That You Had Nothing to Do With That Armed Robbery Is If You Shoot Yourself. In Front of Her. In the School Parking Lot.

Man Takes a Real ‘Hands Off’ Approach to This Party. Now Wants Hand Back.

Man Wearing Only a Watch and Flip Flops, Flip Flops Out of the Woods and Swears There’s a Woman Somewhere Out There Too.