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Today, 09:24 PM

I was supposed to go on my first date in a long time today, just a coffee thing. Dude cancelled on me an hour beforehand :(

What are you bummed about, MOC?

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You remember that thing that David did? Not Goliath. Check this, yo.

Today, 09:21 PM

Posted by bleenko in General Nonsense

I just got kicked out of my favorite skate spot. It's cool.

But I wanted to tell you all at MOC a little story they don't tell in Sunday School.

Some of you may have heard it.

But sit with me for a moment.
Gracie, you there? This one is pretty interesting.

 

Okay, so David led the Ark back into Israel. He was feelin it, yo! The bible said he danced before the Lord with all his might.

He was so happy he gave everyone in Israel a bottle of wine and some other thing I can't remember.

But here's the kicker.

His wife, Michal, Saul's daughter,

comes up to him and is like 

"You vain man! You uncovered and shamed yourself like the base ruffians!"

You women know the type.

Hair curlers. Frying pan in her hand.

But what does my man David do?

 

"Woman, God chose me king.

I will be had by MY HANDMAIDENS, IN HONOR."

 

How many concubines did God give David?
Some of you guys have never had that many girls in all your life!

And David was had by Saul's menagerie of lovelies in one night!

 

And David was a man after God's own heart.

He believed.

What's stopping you?

peace out.

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What are you playing now?

Today, 09:20 PM

I picked up Xenoblade for Wii, and so far it's pretty great. It's a giant robot JRPG if you're into that kinda thing.



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...and we're back. fuck.

Today, 09:19 PM

Posted by page-one in General Nonsense

Sorry about the downtime, MOC!

 

Bluehost's facility took a shit that caused downtime for dedicated and VPS customers for nearly two days... Just got it sorted out here.  Welcome back <3

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Bryan Singer dramz!

Today, 09:17 PM

Arrrr!!! There's nothing like the tip of a fine young pirate's cutlass to raise me sail!!!!, says Bryan Singer.

 

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http://defamer.gawke...n-o-1564367291/

 

 

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HOT NEW TRACKS

Today, 08:56 PM

is this new? i guess it's new. is there already a thread for recent releases? oh well. post new rad shit here, ok!

 

heard this on way to vegas this couple days ago. never listened to the band before, myself.

 

 

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A thread for the subjects that aren't worth their own thread.

Today, 08:55 PM

I'm eating raw top ramen.


JUDGE ME!

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what is awesome for you right now?

Today, 08:44 PM

Posted by math in General Nonsense
I'm taking vacation this week, just turned off all of my wakeup alarms.

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