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Bryan Singer dramz!

Today, 07:32 AM

Arrrr!!! There's nothing like the tip of a fine young pirate's cutlass to raise me sail!!!!, says Bryan Singer.

 

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What are you playing now?

Today, 07:17 AM

I picked up Xenoblade for Wii, and so far it's pretty great. It's a giant robot JRPG if you're into that kinda thing.



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You remember that thing that David did? Not Goliath. Check this, yo.

Today, 07:13 AM

Posted by bleenko in General Nonsense

I just got kicked out of my favorite skate spot. It's cool.

But I wanted to tell you all at MOC a little story they don't tell in Sunday School.

Some of you may have heard it.

But sit with me for a moment.
Gracie, you there? This one is pretty interesting.

 

Okay, so David led the Ark back into Israel. He was feelin it, yo! The bible said he danced before the Lord with all his might.

He was so happy he gave everyone in Israel a bottle of wine and some other thing I can't remember.

But here's the kicker.

His wife, Michal, Saul's daughter,

comes up to him and is like 

"You vain man! You uncovered and shamed yourself like the base ruffians!"

You women know the type.

Hair curlers. Frying pan in her hand.

But what does my man David do?

 

"Woman, God chose me king.

I will be had by MY HANDMAIDENS, IN HONOR."

 

How many concubines did God give David?
Some of you guys have never had that many girls in all your life!

And David was had by Saul's menagerie of lovelies in one night!

 

And David was a man after God's own heart.

He believed.

What's stopping you?

peace out.

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what is awesome for you right now?

Today, 06:43 AM

Posted by math in General Nonsense
I'm taking vacation this week, just turned off all of my wakeup alarms.

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Just had a dream about a MOCer (v2)

Today, 06:38 AM

Posted by el_Uste in General Nonsense
I was set up in an arranged marriage with Hilary. I didn't think it was a good idea. Also there was a giant tree that looked like her.

Elsewhere in the dream was the band Tool, who it turns out got a record deal because they cornered a record exec in a pool.

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Let's have a discussion about religion

Today, 06:27 AM

I'm opening the church of Neil deGrasse Tyson. Anyone want to join the congregation?
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A thread for the subjects that aren't worth their own thread.

Today, 06:17 AM

I'm eating raw top ramen.


JUDGE ME!

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...and we're back. fuck.

Today, 06:06 AM

Posted by page-one in General Nonsense

Sorry about the downtime, MOC!

 

Bluehost's facility took a shit that caused downtime for dedicated and VPS customers for nearly two days... Just got it sorted out here.  Welcome back <3

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OMG That's totally not you: The ID photo debacle

Today, 05:15 AM

Digital photography has made it possible to really butcher ID photos. And they were usually pretty shitty to begin with.

 

Share the good shit here.

this actually looks a lot better cropped online than it does on my ID. fuckin a

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