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DGC-24711 has posted in I just burped and it stank like a burning dumpster full of corpses and feces. in General Nonsense.
Today, 07:04 AM
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Today, 07:01 AM
What have you lent out throwing every ounce of trust into that person to return it and you still haven't got it back?
I said to my lady, "I thought you had a copy of the Goonies?" "Oh, I lent it to asshole Sean's sister. She's really nice but now I don't see both of them and I'm pissed."
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Mmmmmm taco night.
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Here's a live feed of porn searches being made right now: http://www.pornmd.com/live-search
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i made dreamy status. now just leave me here.
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What are you bummed about, MOC?
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I really enjoyed your profile.
I'm Brandon, I do stand-up comedy full time and I also produce music.
Anyways, maybe you could come to one of my shows when I'm in town :)
I should tell you this though...
My ex broke up with me for having what she called an overly large penis. I tell you this because it ruined that relationship and the one previous to it. BOTH times I was blamed for not telling them from the start about it's size.
So, I'm not going to make that mistake again. I need you to know this now, up front, from the start about me.
I'm in no way trying to be rude or perverted. I just don't want to invest time in someone who's not going to like that aspect of me. That's all :)
I hope that doesn't scare you away.
I genuinely hope to hear back from you :)
Your smile is amazing!
Also...LOL that P.S. because NONE of my pics on there are of me smiling.
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