Support MOCMOC will always be free. But, if you want to help out, become a SUPPORTER! A small donation will grant you Supporter access, hiding all of the ads, and granting you access to more features. Click here for info!
indiansummer has posted in ITT I will post some of my favorite Do's and Don'ts in Oldschool Archives.
Today, 07:21 PM
93 Views · 14 Replies ( Last reply by indiansummer )
I really enjoyed your profile.
I'm Brandon, I do stand-up comedy full time and I also produce music.
Anyways, maybe you could come to one of my shows when I'm in town :)
I should tell you this though...
My ex broke up with me for having what she called an overly large penis. I tell you this because it ruined that relationship and the one previous to it. BOTH times I was blamed for not telling them from the start about it's size.
So, I'm not going to make that mistake again. I need you to know this now, up front, from the start about me.
I'm in no way trying to be rude or perverted. I just don't want to invest time in someone who's not going to like that aspect of me. That's all :)
I hope that doesn't scare you away.
I genuinely hope to hear back from you :)
Your smile is amazing!
Also...LOL that P.S. because NONE of my pics on there are of me smiling.
13,907 Views · 0 Replies ( Last reply by PistonHonda )
133 Views · 29 Replies ( Last reply by indiansummer )
Other girls hate when you date girls like this because it makes you look like a pedophile but as Marc Maron says, “Of course we want to fuck 14 year-old girls. That’s why there’s a law!”
Weddings are full of girls looking their best but when you see the one or two bad girls there, they make the others look like incredibly young grandmas.
The reason British nerds are so content is they’re not outcasts. The whole country is ugly, misanthropic, too smart for its own good, works at a record distributors, collects Dr. Who DVDs, and is married to a chubby nurse with a kid from another marriage.
You know how in Africa you’ll see a starving kid wearing a shirt that says, “Hulkamaniac,” or even, “Who Shot JR?” Well now our generation’s waste has reached the Third World and you have Hector here dressed like a pro-skater version of Cliff Burton if he drank more beer. You’re welcome, Mexico!
3,025 Views · 64 Replies ( Last reply by indiansummer )
The best part that you can't really tell from the note, is that it is written in BRIGHT pink ink!
hahahahaha, im gon git raped
1,371 Views · 82 Replies ( Last reply by get_in_the_van )
10,119 Views · 565 Replies ( Last reply by indiansummer )
Mmmmmm taco night.
4 Views · 1 Replies ( Last reply by lindsayjean )
Today's Top Posters
SITE HELP: How to request friends with a "friends only" profile?
page-one - Yesterday, 06:27 PM